July 23, 2007Okay, Crewzin told a biker joke, so here's mine.
Big, burly guy wakes up one morning and has gas, lets it rip, and it goes "Honda". He's surprised, but just shrugs. It happens several more times during the day, and he's increasingly embarrassed, so he leaves and goes to his doctor, who scribbles on a piece of paper a name and address of a specialist he want's him to see.
The biker goes to the address, but sees under the name, DDS, and figures there's a mistake, and is about to leave, when he again lets one rip that goes "HONDA!" - the dentist hears it and immediately has him in the chair, mouth open. The dentist informs that the biker has an impacted, abcessed molar.
"What does that have to do with my farts?", asks the biker.
The dentist replies......
AN ABCESS MAKES THE FART GO HONDA.