November 28, 2007HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road the
driver slowly gets out of the car . . . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
. . . and that's when the fight started . .